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Name: SLOMICRO-02
Type: former 3″ Cat Qee
Story: "funny thing about mars, lots of little worker bee slobots
running around doing all the hard work... turns out the latest crew to
arrive are FRUIT FARMERS! there are four that we have seen so far, all
of them sporting coats of paint that correspond to their fruit
specialties. this one is pink, and she is, not surprisingly, a banana
farmer. a banana farmer? yup, that's right. for some unknown reason,
bananas grown on mars are pink. this is a little known fact, and i am
sure NASA would confirm it, if they would first confirm the presence of
the martian colonies that have been there since the 1960's, but i
digress... this slobot's special abilities include direct, mental
correspondence with banana trees (she has to be mentally active, of
course, because she has no arms.) side effects include pink almonds,
yellow m&m's, and other nonsense that the artist just thought up."
this is a one of a kind slobot made from a 2.5" qee, recyclable
materials, acrylic paint, a glass eye, the slobot secret sauce texture,
and a bit of love. she stands about 3" tall with her round head. not
safe for children, pets, snakes, zebras, or people who hate robots,
however, relatively safe for shelves, desks, and adults. |
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Unauthorized use is strictly forbidden without written consent. The Slobots™™ and M.Heisler ™Copyright 1991-2007. |